Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
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Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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