Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
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Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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