my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
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People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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