Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
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Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
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Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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