I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
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Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
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Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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