Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
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Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I just want nice things and good sex
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
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I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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