bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
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I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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