i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
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Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
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I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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