I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
my poor anus
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You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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