is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
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Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
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I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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