Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
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Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
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im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I have feelings that need drinking.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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