therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
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I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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