that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
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Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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