i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
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Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
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See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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