how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
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I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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