im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
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Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
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Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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