I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
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New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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