What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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