Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
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they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
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Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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