Three words: puerto rican gang bang
she looked like the before picture.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
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I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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