super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
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if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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