I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
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The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
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