We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
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Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
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Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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