so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
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You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
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He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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