happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
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Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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