I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
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Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
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It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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