i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
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Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Mom said you looked used
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
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literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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