Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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