Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
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There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
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I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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