she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
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Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
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Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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