Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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