Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
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Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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