he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
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Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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