I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
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Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I came so hard my ears popped.
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