Tell her she can't have a vagina
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
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My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
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