Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
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he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
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SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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