is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
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Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
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I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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