You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
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theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
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You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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