he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
She bit a glass in half.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
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I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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