Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
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Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
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On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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