It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
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He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
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I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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