I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
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I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
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That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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