Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
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Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
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have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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