Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
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Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
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The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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