R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
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He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
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