So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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