All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
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It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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