SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
love makes seman taste better
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
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He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
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Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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