God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
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You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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