Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
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this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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